Case of the Murderous Gorilla Solved!

Bobblesalami, as many of us know by now, was the gentle gorilla of the Frankenwiener Zoo that mysteriously went on a murderous rampage killing many civilians. Several days ago, the history of the murder victims was recovered, revealing some disturbing information.

All seven victims were criminals in themselves. Each person was tried and convicted of child molestation and rape, each of them set free within a matter of days.

"It seems that Bobble didn't like that fact that children were hurt and mentally scarred by people that could easily overpower them." Says Backel McScratcher

Manyy people think that justice was served and all was right again. But the parents of the victims were not so pleased.

"That crazy monkey killed my little boy!" Yelled an angry Ralph Allmatouchhole. "If it wern't for that monster, my kid would have still been walking and talking with his family and friends." Jerry Allmatouchhole was the 35 year old son of Ralph.

But fate was equal for both sides. Wasn't it?

"They lost thir children and we lost a super cool dude." Says Jellybean Kilkowillie, "thoes people should have no right to say that they lost something because what they raised were not children, but monsters that terrorized the town, raping helpless children."

Some people did not choose sides becuase they know what it's like to lose one that they were close to, but they also felt the loss of a greatly respected friend.

Even though the case was solved and many heaved their sighes of relief, there is only one question that lingers through the minds of many: If worse came to worse, who would you side with?