Found: New Reporter For The Daily Poop!

We all shouted a grand "hoorah" when the shoes of our newest member of the Daily Poop team stepped into the main office of the printing room.

To take the place of our fallen comrad, James E. Garfield, Locke Cole has made the oath to never let our readers down and to provide only the most extraordinary news stories in the entire world.

Locke Cole has had a history of treasure hunting and extreme espionage which he used to take down the imperial army/empire. Kefka, the dark leader of the empire, fell to his knees before Locke, after a fierce battle had waged. With the evil intentions of this vile emperor, Locke had no proglem in making a swift end to him, armed, the entire time, with only a Knife. He was later starred in the video game "Final Fantasy 6" as himself.

With the skills of out new reporter, our stories will be better, longer and more intense than any story that we have ever had. As of May 11, we will be further uncovering the secrets of the Banks Farm and the Flying Baby. Other stories will also be uncovered by our exclusive team of reporters.

We cannot let the rest of our team sit in the dark whil Locke gobbles up the glory, so here is the rest of out hard working team

Locke Cole: Treasure hunter and master thief.
Kayla Wolf: Expert in the fields of parapsychology and breaker the first clues of the Banks Farm
Gregory Ozwoth Hughes: Food specialist and expert in eating food.
Fox A. Blade: Although the oddest member of our team being as his name states, he is our animal specialist and telecommunicator.
Thundarr Gunnukilleue: Master interrigator, has never failed in bringing out the truth in even the most stubborn of people.
And finally, your writer, me, Mr. Snails. Old man on lotsa caffene.

I hope that it will not be an inconvenience that we have you on the edge of yout seat for another two days while our reportes come back from their missions of gaining important knowledge.

Be here when we give the story of the Banks exorcism whick Lock and Kyla have been assigned to. Until then, goodnight friend reader.