Bush Accuses Baby of Secret Document Theft

On july 17, 2005, president George W.Bush had Peter Willie, a new born infant from Podunk NY arrested for larsony, grand theft auto, assult, battery, Fourth degree murder, and littering when he found important Draft Leagalizing papers in the todlers diapers. Although only two of the six charges were dropped when his naked lawyer was assigned to him, The baby faced 25 to life without bail.

"Well this is just a bunch of horse shit!" Shouted Mary Kwitekontrary, "That baby did nothing! even if he did do it, they're just a few silly document papers!"

Almost all of the other people agreed with Mary until they found her brutally blugeoned corpse tied to that back to a brand new Ford Escort with an American flag waving from her forhead. They then agreed to have the baby executed for his trechery to our nation.

Although there were many supporters for Mary's decision, there were some that stayed with their oppinion.

"That baby would have only become one of the many millions of fat lazy people who complain about this fast food nation while he stuffs his fat little mouth with pork rinds and gravy." Sais photographer, Captain Poopdopius. "I'm glad they got rid of that little brat before he became a fast food manager!"

Since there have only been a handful of supporting Americans, the baby's death will surely to come to him. But until then, they will keep fighting for what they feel is rightful justice.