Thursday, July 07, 2005

Group of Gangster Clowns Strike Again

On June 7, 2005, the bodies of Raechel Cummins, Zach Griffintoon and Raymon Vole were found dangling by their throats with inflated baloon animals in an alleyway of 200th street Manhattan. Investigators were baffled when the only evidence that they found was a generously portioned happy meal and a fantastic four figurine of Mister Fantastic. One suspect is the well known uhndead cobra charmer who refereds to the name "Vipre Morte", or death viper in english. His
picturehttp://www.yoocrew.com/rich/weird/clowns/clown2.jpg">picture> was found stapled to the forhead of Raechel.

Dean Merryl, padestrian, quotes, "I've never seen anything like this before. Like some psycho mad man from McDonalds or somehting."

There has been reasonable speculation that a Ronald poser is on the loose and wants revenge for the killing of one of his brethren, Peter C. Jonson, a unicycler, in a Police shoot out that he was caught in.

Spite or not, the MPD is cracking down on all halequins, including circus clows, party clowns and even magic using clowns in order to keep the peace in the already chaotic city.

"I don't care if the world was after them," Says Kat McPoop, "This place isn't safe for me or anyone else. I feel sorry for the unfortunate ones that have to live in this terrifying city because they have no where wlse to go."

As for the three victims, they were known to have severe cases of Insomnia and Depression, often iscolating themselves from the world.

This is just another hint of information that will give sleuths the edge that they need to limit the acts of terror that has so quickly striken the country.

Group of Ganster Clowns Strike Again

On June 7, 2005, the bodies of Raechel Cummins, Zach Griffintoon and Raymon Vole were found dangling by their throats with inflated baloon animals in an alleyway of 200th street Manhattan. Investigators were baffled when the only evidence that they found was a generously portioned happy meal and a fantastic four figurine of Mister Fantastic. One suspect has been named for the murder of Ms.Cummins though there are more for the remaning two. A Clown my the name of "Vipre Morte" or Death Viper, left his very own
href="http://www.yoocrew.com/rich/weird/clowns/clown2.jpg">picture stapled to the forhead of his victim. Morte has been a known cobra charmer this is the only known fact of him.

Dean Merryl, padestrian, quotes, "I've never seen anything like this before. Like some psycho mad man from McDonalds or somehting."

There has been reasonable speculation that a Ronald poser is on the loose and wants revenge for the killing of one of his brethren, Peter C. Jonson, a unicycler, in a Police shoot out that he was caught in.

Spite or not, the MPD is cracking down on all halequins, including circus clows, party clowns and even magic using clowns in order to keep the peace in the already chaotic city.

"I don't care if the world was after them," Says Kat McPoop, "This place isn't safe for me or anyone else. I feel sorry for the unfortunate ones that have to live in this terrifying city because they have no where wlse to go."

As for the three victims, they were known to have severe cases of Insomnia and Depression, often iscolating themselves from the world.

This is just another hint of information that will give sleuths the edge that they need to limit the acts of terror that has so quickly striken the country.