Just call him "Space Snoop"

The engines roared on the NASA space craft. the navigation tower Held the tradition of counting down to blast off, and Snoop Dog held fast to his space suit as he prepared to shoot his new video, "Snoop Poop on da Moon Nigga!" on the moon.

They had been planing this occasion for years and only recently sent the first black rapper to the moon to shoot his music video.

Monte Somblakguy says "Well I'll be a monkey's brother in law! Snoop dog on the moon." He was speechless after that.

Many Scientists as well as padestrians disliked that fact that someone was using space travel for such a worthless occasion. One civilian even threatend to strap himself to the rocket so that it would imbalance the aerodynamics of the shuttle and send it plummeting back to earth.

Even so, they pulled off the mission and successfully landed the first rapper ever onto our only natural satelite.

"Eminem was a worthy canidate," Says Winkle T. Nutsack "but he was too white and would melt if he got to close to the sun."

We've all had our differences in the past, but this is just one of those things that you really have to think about.

Bush Accuses Baby of Secret Document Theft

On july 17, 2005, president George W.Bush had Peter Willie, a new born infant from Podunk NY arrested for larsony, grand theft auto, assult, battery, Fourth degree murder, and littering when he found important Draft Leagalizing papers in the todlers diapers. Although only two of the six charges were dropped when his naked lawyer was assigned to him, The baby faced 25 to life without bail.

"Well this is just a bunch of horse shit!" Shouted Mary Kwitekontrary, "That baby did nothing! even if he did do it, they're just a few silly document papers!"

Almost all of the other people agreed with Mary until they found her brutally blugeoned corpse tied to that back to a brand new Ford Escort with an American flag waving from her forhead. They then agreed to have the baby executed for his trechery to our nation.

Although there were many supporters for Mary's decision, there were some that stayed with their oppinion.

"That baby would have only become one of the many millions of fat lazy people who complain about this fast food nation while he stuffs his fat little mouth with pork rinds and gravy." Sais photographer, Captain Poopdopius. "I'm glad they got rid of that little brat before he became a fast food manager!"

Since there have only been a handful of supporting Americans, the baby's death will surely to come to him. But until then, they will keep fighting for what they feel is rightful justice.